Saturday, May 31, 2008

Illuminati

Okay, so I want to join the Illuminati. I mean a secret group who controls the world. I am Jewish, but that has given me power and control. I am a Freemason, but I don't secretly pull the strings that cause the country to act. Believe you me, if I had that kind of power, Hussein Obama would not be becoming president. Someone, please tell me how to join the Illuminati.

1 comment:

Fateduel said...

I'm sorry to tell you, but it won't work.
The first thing they make you do is wolf down a big barrel of pork.